Adopt Donald The Highland Cow
£25.00
Adopt Donald The Highland Cow
Donald is the latest addition to our growing herd of beautiful Highland cattle.
We decided to call him Donald because
- It's a great, traditional Scottish name
- Donald nearly died but Donald fought bravely and now stands strong. Both Donalds epitomise the famous "Fight! Fight! Fight!" spirit.
- U.S. President Donald Trump has Scottish roots
What Do You Get?
- A gold foiled adoption certificate
- When you scan the QR code with your phone, Donald will appear and deliver a heart-felt message of thanks (the voice is provided by a professional Donald Trump impersonator)
- Monthly updates on Donald's life at the nature reserve
Why Should You Adopt Donald?
Highland Titles is a unique gift company that uses its profits to manage and create nature reserves in Scotland. We welcomed more than 10,000 people to our little Highland haven in 2024 and our Highland cattle were a big hit with visitors.
Donald's hardiness and grazing behaviour make him an ideal addition to the Highland Titles Nature Reserve at Duror, near Glencoe.
- He will prevent dominant plant species from taking over the land
- His manure will add organic matter to the soil and improve biodiversity
- Being a handsome fellow, he will add aesthetic and educational value to our reserve which was visited by more than 10,000 people last year.
In short, this is a fun gift that celebrates President Trump's Scottish roots and improves our nature reserve. Your one-off purchase (there are no ongoing fees or subscriptions) will help to fund Donald's food and vet costs, and hopefully help to pay for some more fencing so we can increase the size of the enclosure and increase the amount of land Donald can help us manage.
Do you find this offensive?
We understand that this fun gift might offend a particularly humourless section of society.
If you have any complaints to make, please email Donald The Cow directly. His preferred pronouns are He/Him.